if you don’t have a crush on me you should probably reevaluate your priorities because i’m perfect
**kisses peeta on the forehead** u r precious and u did not deserve any of the shit that u had to go thru
I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins Christmas.
people think im book smart but im just 99% bullshit and 1% dinosaur triviaThen tell a dinosaur fact
i know that they are 100% FUCKIGN RAD
voting against gay marriage is like ordering a piece of cake at a restaurant and having a complete stranger be like “waiter, cancel that cake”
"waiter cancel that cake it’s ruining my cake and i don’t know how to explain it to my children"
|Oh that's nice||Me watching the Olympics at age 8:|
|Wow I hope we win||Me watching the Olympics at age 12:|
|I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me||Me watching the Olympics at age 16:|