pizza:

when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that i can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s better and involves me

(Source: pizza, via anusbread)

breffski:

i dont think u know how much i love napoleon dynamite tho

microcroft:

urban legends  (◠‿◠✿)

scary stories (◕ω◕✿)

creepy things (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ✧

paranormal and supernatural things ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

(via breffski)

My parents friends/my boss and his wife gave me some star wars toys from like the 80’s and I love them so much

brendonurje:

if you think i am over fall out boy coming back yet you can think again my friend

(via breffski)